Well my back is much better.  I think its a combination of good pharmaceuticals, electric shock (stimulation) on back and lots and lots of hours aimlessly staring off or trying to do stuff this week. 

The on going gig at work from everyone is to pick on poor Quasimodo.  Sabin, Chuck, Tim, Jason, David, Ed, Kapil and about anyone I walk by.  Now I really know they are laughing at me and not with me but what the hell I am now walking most the time as homo erectus.  Now, for those a little uneducated or juvenile that is not the confirmation of man love.  Basically have to point that to Chuck & Jason.  I can already hear them snickering as I type.   

By way, Chuck fund is going really slow. Fund raisers for poster Childs for the before pictures on weight watchers sometimes do not go well. So I may buy nice new phone for myself and give chuck my 2 year old phone as a starter.  I will have to take all the picts and phone numbers in his hands that would not be safe information to have floating on the internet.

Now the whole point of today’s post was based on a conversation I had with Aimme today (Aimme - Texas not Amy - Seattle).  She has discovered Yoga.  There is a place called Sunstone Yoga.  She and her family are going to now.  Well, she started telling me all the different types of Yoga.  Below is a list of different types of Yoga.  The below is my best half hearted explanations of the yoga classes.  see this real link for details.

Fire Yoga - This is where the heat the room and make you sweat and see who can stand the temperature longest.

Earth Yoga - This is where energize you and make you play with wood, might have some rocks and mud.  Sounds pretty cool.

Metal Yoga - This class is for people that take tire irons and play who has longest reach.  last one in the room wins.

Water Yoga - This is done in a pool.  Nice and replacing.  But you have to hold breath for long periods of time.  Best for buoyant people.

Wood Yoga - This Yoga is done only when cute girls are in class.  I know that’s bad but what can i say.

Kid Yoga - This Yoga is done with Xbox game controllers in hand.  The kids love this one.  the parents see a hologram of kid stretching played on the window. While kids learn to kill each other playing halo or vice city.  Parents cannot understand why yoga is so popular with the young kids.

Pain Free Yoga - Ok this one has me.  Aimme told me that yoga is painless.  so why did they name one yoga as "Pain Free"  This one makes me worried.  So the other classes must hurt.  I bet my comments are right on these.  Yoga hurts like love hurts. 

so this is all the ones that is offered by Sunstone Yoga.  Or at least the ones they publish.  I did a little home work today and found a new list of Yoga classes for the whole family friends and countrymen.

Beer Yoga - This starts out very simple.  A keg and each guy and girl gets cups and drinks.  The winners relax on the floor after the end of the session and sleep it off.'

Disco Yoga - This is a yoga where people pull pout the 70's close and stretch to "staying alive" the BeeGees for the younger crowed.  Chuck would love this class. 

TV Yoga - This is a yoga you sit on couch the entire time and watch TV.  You stretch as you reach for the ottoman to place your feet on.

Computer Yoga - Very good for Microsoft people.  Write a program on computer on stretching and create a loop with a little escape routine.  Stretches mind.

Couple Yoga - Now people pay 200 bucks for the hour session.  Only 2 people in the room at a time.  Only one pays.  I am not sure exactly what they do since never been in one.  But people come out with big smiles.  I believe this yoga is illegal in most states.

Food Yoga - more of a stretch to get to different foods.  it pretty messy but sounds fun.  I think in some places they call this Jello wrestling.  But food yoga sounds more sophisticated.

Suicide bomber Yoga - This is where a suicide bomber practices a technique where he blows himself up without hurting innocent people.  I think we should all actually buy suicide bombers this one so innocent lives are not lost for religious dogma.  I bet i get more funds for this one then chucks phone campaign.

Competitive Yoga – this is where each one stretches and a panel of judges rate them on a scale of 1-10. 

Demolition Derby Yoga- This is where people as they stretch run into each other till there is one Yogi left. The number of contestants seem to get lower each week.

Texas Yoga - THis one I had to add the pictures to make sure it was easily understood.  Please look at Texas Yoga Stretch.  The proper technique can be demonstrated by several of my co workers every weekend.  I would never participate in this kind of behavior.  hehe.

I had a bunch more I thought of but did not write down.  So I encourage comments on this one.  I think I have a pretty creative group of people that might be able to come up with some great yoga classes to attend.  Its ok to be suggestive however young kids also read this so please be subtle or have double meanings so adults can appreciate the humor.  I do reserve the right to delete in poor taste comments that are not my own. LOL

I had to add the pictures to the Blog.  Just to show I am a well rounded guy.  I am the picture tiedup.bmp.  Now you know why I threw out my back. 

Good night

Res